"ok YOU try having a fictional relationship with someone after they'd fictionally used you for marzipanning trepanning while they wore fictional upset toddlers as legs, and not be bitter"
Scribbling stuff for 11 years now. Doesn't look like a lot for all that time, but I have deleted a ton load of crap. Don't make me look at the older ones of these. If I do, then most of them are being deleted. Urgh.